Windsor Finds Cause of Everything That’s Wrong

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Charles Windsor, who is due to become Britain’s next hereditary head of state, has told the Daily Telegraph that experiments with genetically modified food are the reason that the world is “facing all these challenges, climate change and everything”. This is believed to be the first time that this explanation for global warming has been suggested.

Britain’s feudal constitution deems that Mr. Windsor’s genes make him the most suitable person to become head of state on the death of his mother. As heir to that office he receives more than £17m annually of the people’s money.


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